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hornysocialnetwork: Every time its my mom’s turn to host her sorority parties, they always drink too much. Shooting cum down their throats is like shooting fish in a barrel
When my Mom's on the phone and I hear her say my name....
princesswetkitty: s-erendipitymoss: chrisbrownthatbitch: true-floridian: this is too inappropriate to not reblog idec if my mom ever finds my blog. i must reblog this and never be ashamed. this. is. so. hot. my. god. omg…. holy fuck
Me and my friend got the 250$ ticket package for teen top in LA and i feel like this concert probably wont happen because theres only like 4more days and its barely around 35% funded ;-;
rexuality: my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one”
silverdrarry: caseyanthonyofficial: Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name reblog with your middle name in the tags
9th-street-hooker: As long as hes happy im happy! Although thats not my ass hes fucking its my moms, he just needed me to hold the camera steady.
zooophagous: earthandanimals: violentbaudelaire: ”This is my favorite photo in the world - me and Linus, born to a dairy cow and ordered to be killed when the farmer saw he was a male (and thus useless in the dairy industry). A compassionate individual
Stopped by the Goodsprings General Store and Pioneer Saloon for pictures. The people there were really nice! Apparently its a really popular stop for ghost hunters and Fallout fans Also my mom and little sister are in one of the pictures because they
I’m going to the Renaissance Faire today ‘cause my mom wants to go and its Mother’s Day so that’s what we’re going to do. So I’ll probably be offline for most of the day (I’d probably be offline anyway since its Mother’s Day) but who
helloooo-trickster: HEY LOOK GUYS IT’S ME. I was so close to not uploading this because I’m lame, but hey :D I talk with my hands a lot. And yes, that’s my mom you hear at the end. /CREEPIN
sincestkid: Of coarse its my moms birthday but i was horny and i know i my sister hates wearing panties with her tiny skirts… surprisingly when i suggested and walk in the garden she jumped at the idea and 5 mins later i was balls deep in her, her
breakingugly: rhyse: When I was at the lowest spot in my depression I locked myself in my bedroom for three days and lied to everyone I knew. I called in sick to work. I told my mom I was seeing a doctor. I told my friends I was busy. I had successfully
7534) I was talking about dysphoria with my mom earlier, and one thing I mentioned was my broad shoulders. She looks at me like I'm silly and points at her shoulders. "I have broad shoulders too sweetie, it's fine. Learn to embrace them!" she said, and
its nice to be alive !
herspanic: infants are scary as shit like if you drop it its broken no gift receipts
dampsandwich: my parents are getting increasingly angry that the cream cheese keeps disappearing out of the fridge. which is funny because its me. i did it. i keep eating all the cream cheese
I can thank my mother for letting me listen to Faith No More as a young child.It all started with Epic and Falling To Pieces, and then I finally got to hear Mr.Bungle when I was about 12 years old…. I can really thank my mom for my messed up taste
90sdefect:My uncle has this blanket.
darkesthorizons: neptuneisforlovers: ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES! My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?
My parents just told me about this time when I was three that I went in their room when they were out and found my dad’s porn magazines under the bed. They came home and I was sitting on the floor surrounded by fifty something magazines all open
I hate when my mom comes in my room without knocking
my mom and i just had a long discussion about how beautiful and cute some people are at my school. this is NOT a plea for attention. im not an attention whore, i can name a few if you wanna know some. if you dont like me venting, fine unfollow me,
LOL my mom
my mom just got mad at me over a tent because she cant fold it closed correctly. a tent.
so my mom got my dog a “Mr Bill” plush toy that speaks. so now at random hours of the day all you’ll hear is “OH NOOOOOOOO!” coming from across the house. and my god what a good way to break tension. “ALLISON, I TOLD
oh my lord. watching old baby videos. come over and watch my mom act all giddy watching them.
my mom bought two boxes of kraft spongebob macaroni and cheese because the kids were gonna be here. meanwhile, im hungry and i had to stay home cause i have school work to do and they went to disney. spongebob macaroni and cheese for dinner it is.
i just started an IV on my mom… what the hell oh my god im light headed
how i just got my mom to agree to let me dye my hair two toned, i have no idea. but no piercings… okay…
my mom yelled at me because i slept in too late apparently and that she was waiting for me…now whos not ready ? her -.-
my mom has this thing about calling my friends that are girls “girlfriends” back in her ol’ days, i guess thats what you did. but um no. theyre just friends. that are girls. but she says it infront of everybody. Family get togethers
Mom, why did you dress me in this little german girl outfit what the hell
all i want is my mom right now. my heart has been acting up today, despite the fact that ive been taking my medicines and i dont know whats going on. all i know is that i dont feel good, im overheated, im afraid im going to pass out, and i want my mom.
This is my tattoo. My first. The top writing is my dads and the bottom, my moms. Its meaning behind it : branching off. A new start. No more high school. Im growing up and flying away. & its on my back because family’s always got my back.
i fucking hate when my mom even brings Jamie up even when its not in a mean way. like WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HER. no youre not trash talking her ‘cause you like her but COME ON.
this is what my night consists of hot cocoa from my mug that my mom got me watching “chicken run” in my underwear, one of my favorite childhood movies that i found in the cabinet and my complaining dog thats sitting behind me and whining
When my mom's in my room and she's touching all my stuff
catsandcunts: We made a cake for our friends that let us stay with them for a few days We used this cool new non-stick pan for the first time that my mom gave me and then all of a sudden my life has never been a bigger disappointment than it
I told my mom about my girl tonight… She already knew about previous girls I had been with. But I was still scared to tell her for fear of her judging me. Needless to say, the conversation ended with “I will never judge you. Youre a great,
know how I said my week was gonna suck and I could feel it?? well guess who is losing their job!
my mom keeps telling me to put on weight and its rude
today is super slushy and gross but my mom had an interview today and darfin had an interview and my dad had surgery and tomorrow my brothers birthday!! also I saw my therapist person today who was super proud of me and weighed me which I hate and then
today was my brothers last day and he just went to bed and tomorrow he moves to university and im soo sad
Today is my mom’s bday uvu every year for her birthday and mother’s day too, I get her a Snoopy card, sometimes musical ones, and she has them all displayed out on her bookshelf its so cute
i never thought id be buying a korean drama dvd boxset for my mom’s bday in a few days but apparently i am hahahasg ashg
my mom is watching kdramas again
Has anyone ever eaten a baked banana before? They’re delicious and my mom makes it all the time. Just take a banana, peel it, make a couple slices on it (don’t cut it just take a knife and make some slices kinda like you would with a pie),
So I’m actually doing a bit of writing and I told my mom its hard for me to come up with summaries (as is the intros) and she said “Summaries have to be short and simple for example: Two Girls one Cup, there, easy.” I cannot breathe
so im still doing really bad health wise and its starting to get scary, im still bleeding a lot but my dad is just yelling at my mom and refusing to take me to the doctor or hospital or anything plus we’re broke lays down here
my mom found this old photo of when i was probably like a month or so old, SHE WANTED ME TO SHARE IT CAUSE SHE WAS BEING SAPPY LMAOlook at this wrinkly thing, i still have a big head too tbh :P
my mom is on the phone with her friend trying to explain to her how to set a profile photo on her whatsapp and its been 45 minutes and im dying
Hana, you singing ‘you are my sunshine’ reminded me of my mom singing to me as a kid ;u;
My parents aren’t home and its like 2:40 am and I’m not even the sightest bit sleepy but I know I should sleep but I’m still like ‘nahh what else can I don on the internet’
Also recently got my other hand tattooed lol
don’t mind me just testing out this keyboard that my mom is letting me borrow?? or have??? I dunno its quite ticky tho “ticky” as in it makes those tick tick sounds when you type i love those little noises ;u;
i walked in on my mom watching a korean drama as usual but when i look to the t.v. i see a familar face, point to the screen, and go me:SOOYOUNG mom: what me: SOOYOUNG mom: what?? me: thats sooyoung mom: oh yea shes a singer me: SHES FROM GIRLS GENERATION
